pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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