Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
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I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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