did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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