i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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