Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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