google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.â€
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