I must be too annoying 4 u.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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