You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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