If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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