After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
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They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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