She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
He has the fingertips of a God
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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