I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we're making bets on your personal life
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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