K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
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after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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