Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
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Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
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I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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