dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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