chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
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guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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