She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Too much gin, very little bucket
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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