You were right. It hurts to walk today.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
