whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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