are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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