Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I checked into jail on foursquare
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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