I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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