I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
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