thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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