went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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