do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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