Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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