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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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