You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
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Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
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Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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