all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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