As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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