It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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