I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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