So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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