woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Help. Why am I so naked?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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