It's Friday. Sex?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Just cropdusted the office
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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