Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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