Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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