She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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