my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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