I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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