U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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