so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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