i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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