I bet he comes in French.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
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Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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