**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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