Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Farmville is her only friend.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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