I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Come on in and take your pants off
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