Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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