She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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