But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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