Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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