I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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