Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
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I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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