cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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