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(203): View more from Connecticut

have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj

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omg every time its on

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(813): View more from Florida

i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.

(212): View more from New York

i hate you

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(502): View more from Kentucky

he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.

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(415): View more from California

I have another pimple on my ass cheek.

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I'll be there in 10 minutes.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems

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(334): View more from Alabama

He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.

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(226): View more from Ontario

I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.

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(705): View more from Ontario

this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer

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(312): View more from Illinois

The Easter sex puns were too abundant

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