what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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